Kung sa iba'y "first kiss" ang pinakamemorable sa kanilang teenage life, ang sa mga bakla nama'y "first anal sex" ang namumutawi sa kanilang isipan. Mapa-top man, mapa-bottom, o maging mga versa, tila huminto ang oras sa kanilang unang oring.

Ate Tina Paner, pasok!

Tamis ng Unang Oring

'Sang saglit ng ubod-tagal
Unang oring ng 'yong mahal
Isang saglit lang nang matikman
Isang kadyot lang parang walang hanggan
'Yan ang iyong unang oring

Unang oring ni Empress Maruja ay noong taong 2003 sa isang lalaking nagngangalang Rico. Nagkita sila sa isang madilim na lugar, nagkatitigan, naglapitan ang mga katawan, at nagsimulang magdampian ang kanilang mga basang labi. Makalipas ang ilang minuto, nang-aya si Rico na magmotmot. Sodom gumora naman ang bakla.

Kailan ba 'yon, kay tagal na
Ngunit tamis naroon pa
Tuwing ang mata'y mapipikit
Bakit tamis kusang nagbabalik
Kukupas pa ngunit hindi
Ang alaala mo ng una mong oring

Ipinagpatuloy ng dalawa ang kanilang romansa sa loob ng kuwarto. Nagtungo sa shower si Empress Maruja at sumunod naman si Rico. Parang eksena sa isang ST movie ang mga sumunod na eksena. Hinahalikan ni Rico ang likuran ni Empress Maruja habang hinahaplos naman ng bakla ang hita ng lalaki.

Puso mo'y maghahanap
Muli at muli kang magmamahal
Lahat ay malilimot mo
Ngunit hindi, ngunit hindi ang...

Humiga sa kama si Rico at pumatong si Empress Maruja sa kanya. Unang hinalikan ng bekla ang leeg ng mhinchu, at dahan-dahang lumibot ang mainit na bibig ni Empress Maruja sa matipunong katawan ni Rico.

"Ano'ng trabaho mo, Rico," tanong ni Maruja.

"Janitor," hinahabol ng lalaki ang kanyang paghinga sa sarap.

Kalauna'y nakahanap ng lakas si Rico at idinapa si Empress Maruja.

"Hindi ko pa nata-try 'to," kabadong sambit ng bakla.

"Virgin ka pa pala," pangiting sabi ni Rico habang isinusuot ang condom. Hinawak niya ang balakang ni Empress Maruja at dahan-dahang ipinasok ang...

Iyong unang oring
Unang kirot ng puwit na sabik
Isang saglit lang nang matikman
Isang kadyot lang, parang walang hanggan
Limutin mo man, mahirap gawin
Dahil damdamin mo sumisigaw
Duguin man ang 'yong puwit
Kay tamis ng una mong oring

Anim na condom at dalawang putok ang lumipas, bumagsak ang katawan ni Rico sa ibabaw ni Maruja. Hindi na niya mawari kung nasarapan siya sa oring, dahil noong mga nakalipas na minuto tumatak sa isip niya na ang una niyang oring ay sa isang janitor.

♀ If she conquers him for marriage before sex, it signals that devotion to her governs his commitment. It also diminishes both his dominating and conquering spirits. This doesn’t guarantee faithfulness, but it provides much safer alternatives for her than sex before marriage.

♀ Sex does not bond men, but the opportunity for conquest conquers his attention and holds it tightly until a woman gives in. This facet of his nature helps virtual virginity work for her.

♀This puts the courtship agenda in her hands: (1) Her hard-headedness prevails over both her soft-heartedness and his hard-headed and hard-hearted persistence for sex. (2) She tests and retests him to be the potential right man for life together. (3) She continues to reject sexual relations at least until number two is proven and engagement or preferably marriage follows.

♂♀ The curse of modern adolescence is this. Girls too highly value boys and having a boyfriend. More so, in fact, than they value feminine, modest, moral, female-empowering, and self-protective behaviors. When boys butt their hormone-soaked heads up against the brick wall of ardent feminine values, it teaches girls the well-hidden truths about the male nature and how to avoid future life as some guy’s ex.

[More about chaste courtships appear in posts 143, 108, 107, and 100. Scrolling down works and so does searching by the number with a dot and space following.]

Relationships start with attraction, infatuation, and lust; fold into passion and love; and level off as enduring mutual love. Or, so women hope.

The rules for success are many, but wrongs trump rules, Nature trumps Love, and men trump women that don’t know how to make men successful at husbanding and fathering.

For successful living with a man, women as the relationship expert need to overcome the innumerable devils in the details. For example:

• Men don’t take orders from women. It weakens his sense of significance. Women are much more effective conveying their expectations some other way, more indirectly.
• Women must qualify their man for marriage; condition him to accept her values, standards, and expectations; and expect never to change him after their first sex together.
• Man of the House, Head of the House, Home CEO, or whatever you call it, women indirectly govern the home unless she sided with the wrong man. It takes a long courtship to decide correctly.
• It’s her nest to build into a castle. But then, he expects comfort and convenience over her perfectionism, functionality over her style and fashion, and at least the appearance if not the actuality of him as boss. 
• Men respond to women eventually, but not immediately, directly, or openly. They need time and latitude to make his meeting her expectations look like something else—even his idea. Men can afford to be impatient, but their woman cannot. Patience is an immensely great female virtue for marriage.
• Men treat women as females teach them, mostly earlier in life. Mothers sometimes fail, girls stupidly don’t condition boys to respect females, and single women provide sex before they earn a man’s respect by not providing it. Hence, some men mistreat women.

People don’t mistreat those they respect. That’s why a long courtship helps qualify a man as having had a good upbringing and as having developed potential for treating her well.

[More about courtships appear at the following posts. Enter the highlighted number in the Search box above.]

♂  In the game of Desperation, men are the best readers and biggest victors.

♂ It’s every man’s nature to want to lay with attractive women. It offends his present woman when he insensitively reminds her of the obvious.

♂ Lengthy sex-free courtships teach males to do whatever they have to do to conquer. Along the way this includes changing masculine habits to match female expectations.

♂ Male conquest is predominately a psychological victory. Later encounters with the same woman are physical. This makes their first sex together monumentally different from a couple’s subsequent sexual events.

♂ Male freedom from womanly influence promotes greater male dominance. Female independence also promotes it.

♂ Males are born hard-headed and hard-hearted. Mother softens their heart for dealing with women. Father tempers their hard-headedness for living with a woman.

♂ Males learn from females that they should be romantic. The best teachers are those that insist upon bonding without sex.

♂ Males start life as hunter-conquerors of females. Feminists try to change the male nature but men only change their surface behavior.

♂ Masculine-style sexual freedom for women nullifies the male’s conquering spirit and weakens womanly influence over male dominance and aggression.

[See more jack about Jack at post 7 below and 97 and 114 above.]

Women can persuade their man to change, but if it goes contrary to his nature, he will resent and later hold it against her.

Earning and keeping a man’s devotion is more her job than his obligation.

Female malpractice is whatever makes other women look better to a husband or live in.

If he shows disrespect for her before their first sex together, it will worsen after conquest.

Men learn to be romantic by needing it as a technique to go where they cannot otherwise go. Hard-to-get girls teach boys about romance, or they grow into men that always want to bypass romance in favor of sex.

The appearance of husband’s comfort arrangements cry out for correction. So, wives try, tempers fly, husbands defy, and then say goodbye.

Women kiss a frog. He turns into her prince. They marry. Then, she neuters him. Then she can’t stand him.

Women mature and get set in their ways more than men. If not so, there would be far less need for trophies for older men.

A wife that submits to husband as head-of-the-house signals belief in him and magnifies his significance as little else can. It’s a necessary step to sustaining his devotion, which is so necessary to retaining his marital allegiance.